Ask the stars: Sickest Drop in the World

Could you sing over a sick drop a la Justin Bieber in 'As Long As You Love Me'?

At 2.42 in this very JUSTIN BIEBER video (linked above) a phenomenon occurs which has changed the world forever. Justin sings over what can only be described as The Sickest Drop in History.* We asked a few other 'popular artists' whether they thought they could match the so far unrivaled heartthrob. 

Craig David: "No, that's not my flava."

Cliff Richard: "Of course not, when God made that metaphorical musical cliff He did not intend it to be sung over."

Madonna: "Why, has that Gaga slut done it?"

Skrillex: Skrillex refused to comment on this, but since we proposed the idea its been rumored that he attempts this feat regularly in his dressing room. Reports describe it simply as "embarrassing."

Will Smith: "Don't even start with that shit, that trouble marker's been putting crazy ideas like that in my kids head for the last two years."

Micheal Buble: On hearing this news, Buble choked back a wistful tear and graciously said, "This is one great step forward for the Canadian Nation, and two steps backwards in my career."

Chris Brown: "Tha fuck you say to me? WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME."

Lady Gaga: "I tried but the spiritual forces of the universe told me to stop. They exploded my brain into a million tiny diamonds and wild flowers. Also, gay rights."

The One Direction: The boys' publicist informed us that unfortunately it was their nap time and that we couldn't possibly disturb them or Harry would be grouchy later.

Enrique Inglesias: "No, but did you know I got my mole removed?"

Nicki Minaj: "Biebs in the trap. Why, has Mariah done it?"

Kanye West: "CAN JUSTIN BIEBER MAKE JESUS WALK"

Alicia Keys: Alicia was not available for comment but her therapist today confirmed reports that she has locked herself in a dilapidated mansion in an undisclosed location for an undetermined amount of time until she can achieve this feat.

Barack Obama: "You realise this is a presidential debate, right?"

Sean Paul: "Sean da Paul."

We can all see that this extensive questionnaire has indeed proved that JUSTIN BIEBER's talent and dedication to his craft is unrivaled.

Investigative reporters Annie Kelly and Abby Thomas, signing out. 


*Scholars are, as yet, out on this being the official term for it, but musical academics are confident that this will be proved in time.

BELIEVE.